Imagine Wayne Rooney trying to sneak a peek of his birthday presents last night. The motion sensors, the alarms, the strictly targeted Instagram posts leading him into the trap.
And then Coleen stood there, watching. Fingerprint dusting kit in one hand, mobile phone in the other, ready to tweet out the guilty verdict. “It’s……… not your birthday until tomorrow, Wayne.”
Since then, he’s broken the transfer record for a teenager, captained his country, and become the all-time top goalscorer for both Manchester United and England, bagging a few more worldies along the way.
We’re giving you seven minutes – but we’re not expecting you to get them all (it’s really very hard). So send us your scores, no matter what you got, to @FourFourTwo and see how your memory compares to everyone else.
THEN TRY…
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