La LigaÃ¢ÂÂs Good Day, Bad Day - Round 27
By leaving Mad Sammy EtoÃ¢ÂÂo and Thierry Henry on the bench and starting with Bojan Krkic, Pep Guardiola was placing his Catalan cojones in the hands of the press.
Despite being a keen promoter of young culÃÂ© talent, Pep has never had much time for the young striker considering the AlmerÃÂa match was just BojanÃ¢ÂÂs second start of the season. Instead the teenagerÃ¢ÂÂs appearances have been mainly restricted to the Copa del Rey.
But on Sunday night, Bojan took his opportunity and popped up with two goals and both of them showed great composure from the wee nipper in a packed AlmerÃÂa box.
All in all, it appeared to be a fairly comfortable affair for PepÃ¢ÂÂs Dream Boys in a match where the scoreline could have been much bigger had it not been for the brilliant but pesky Diego Alves in the AlmerÃÂa goal.
After a couple of days of treacherous editorials noting that Real Madrid are a very average team indeed, the Madridista press have returned to type by declaring the side to be the worldÃ¢ÂÂs finest.
Ã¢ÂÂItÃ¢ÂÂs your turn, Hugo!Ã¢ÂÂ boasted TomÃÂ¡s Roncero in AS, taunting the manager of MadridÃ¢ÂÂs next opponents, AlmerÃÂa. La Liga Loca suggests that Roncero picks on someone his own size. Like Liverpool, perhaps?
Although the referee seemed to have it in for the home team on Saturday night, Madrid did enough to deserve the 5-2 victory in Bilbao - yet another game where the undroppable RaÃÂºl earned his Ã¢ÂÂMarca LegendÃ¢ÂÂ award by contributing diddly squat to the cause.
Klaas Jan Huntelaar
With six goals in 10, the signs are that Huntelaar may be one of the few strikers from the Dutch league who deserves his lofty, hype-filled reputation. Or proof that the Spanish league is a tad pony.
Perhaps the highlight of the gormless oneÃ¢ÂÂs evening was the spat with Arjen Robben - arguing appears to be in the Dutch DNA - with the two footballers making Ã¢ÂÂbutton itÃ¢ÂÂ gestures to each other during the match, before Robben clearly refused to shake HuntelaarÃ¢ÂÂs hand when sitting on the bench.
Of course, La Liga Loca predicted a goalless draw for RacingÃ¢ÂÂs encounter with Numancia. So of course, the home side were 5-0 up by half time. The star man for the side from Santander was left-midfielder Oscar Serrano, who scored two and set up another.
The Racing man is part of a merry band of Primera players such as Lafita, De la PeÃÂ±a, Sesma and Arango who are held in fairly high esteem by La LigaÃ¢ÂÂs trainspotters - but are most comfortable in the modest means of their respective teams.
If Recreativo do dig themselves out of trouble this season - and La Liga Loca is not totally convinced they will - then it will be because of the speedy front pair of Javier CamuÃÂ±as and Adrian Colunga.
Between them the deadly duo have scored all six of the sideÃ¢ÂÂs goals in their last four games, the most recent of these being CamuÃÂ±asÃ¢ÂÂ opening effort against Valencia on Saturday night.
Just on the day that a lazy La Liga Loca felt that it really couldnÃ¢ÂÂt be arsed going down the Vicente CalderÃÂ³n once again - especially with the tempting comedy stylings of Espanyol on the TV - AtlÃÂ©tico pull off what many think was their finest performance for some time.
But it could have gone horribly wrong for the rojiblancos with the home side 2-0 down at half time, before the deadly duo of ForlÃÂ¡n and Kun equalled the scores and Antonio LÃÂ³pez won the clash with a late header.
At this point La Liga Loca would like to make a suggestion to Kun. Stop bringing your baby on the pitch. Well done, youÃ¢ÂÂve reproduced. Millions do it every day. Besides, who knows what kind of diseases little Benji will catch in AtletiÃ¢ÂÂs unsavoury home.
Hard to know where to put Espanyol this week. A single point against Mallorca isnÃ¢ÂÂt really much use in the whole scheme of things, but a comeback from 3-1 down was a fine piece of work.
And hereÃ¢ÂÂs Paul from Barcelona to tell us all about it in a report that may well include a fair amount of referee-themed adult content.
Ã¢ÂÂAt the moment, Dear Readers, I'm lying in a darkened room as my nerves can't take any more of this.
3-1 down with 14 minutes to go with 10 men. 3-3 shows that this team has fight which we are going to need in spades in the coming weeks, but some of the old weaknesses reared their ugly head. Was a nervy performance and a draw was about right.
1) Is Arango the best free-kick taker in Spain? He scored a cracker but he does bugger all else.
2) Nene was, yet again, our best player and his goal was a beauty.
3) The ref was a disaster. He got the red card right but naff all else and the Chuckle Brothers running the line were an embarrassment. You can't be offside if you run past a defender after the ball has been kicked, you morons.
4) No luck again. Goal disallowed, hit the post and Mallorca will never get that much run of the ball for the next three years.
There's still hope. Results went our way but we really have to win next week against Osasuna and I, your intrepid reporter, will be there to see it. Breaking my record of six consecutive league matches. Pretty hard to do in Spain.Ã¢ÂÂ
A perfectly good early goal disallowed for Sevilla's Squillaci suggests that MÃÂ¡laga may be quite happy with their point picked up against Sevilla in the 2-2 draw. Ã¢ÂÂWe could have won all three and lost them all,Ã¢ÂÂ noted MÃÂ¡laga boss, Antonio Tapia after the game.
Another fine display for the Villarreal keeper helped keep AtlÃÂ©tico at bay for much of the game. Ã¢ÂÂIÃ¢ÂÂve never had to make so many saves in may life,Ã¢ÂÂ admitted LÃÂ³pez.
This week, SportingÃ¢ÂÂs Russian Roulette style of football did not end with their footballing brains splattered on the bathroom wall. Instead, it was a 3-2 win over Deportivo in a game that featured three penalties - all of them as soft as a kittenÃ¢ÂÂs pillow.
Ã¢ÂÂIÃ¢ÂÂm not a fakerÃ¢ÂÂ, claimed Iker after his head-clutching antics on Saturday night. Yes, yes you are.
Right, thatÃ¢ÂÂs it. La Liga Loca is taking the law into its own hands and declaring two thirds of the relegation battle to be over. It is arbitrarily sending both Betis and Osasuna down to the naughty corner of La Segunda for their insipid attempt at football on Sunday afternoon.
Ã¢ÂÂBetis were awful, Osasuna worseÃ¢ÂÂ moaned ASÃ¢ÂÂs man at the match, that featured the visitors doing bugger all and Betis blasting balls into the stands.
The Athletic midfielder has always been an enormously entertaining to watch, not only because he is a fairly decent player on his day. Yeste is a genuinely loveable loon and that was seen in spades on Saturday with his sensational shove on Iker Casillas in AthleticÃ¢ÂÂs clash with Madrid.
But it wasnÃ¢ÂÂt the first time this season that Fran had left his side down to 10 men. In round 20, against Valladolid, the barmy man from Bilbao took exception to Sesma and bundled him to the ground in the same manner. Fran Yeste - La Liga Loca salutes you.
La Liga Loca felt a teeny bit sorry for a Villa-less Valencia on Saturday night. But that mad moment soon passed.
The men from Mestalla created enough chances to win the game against Recreativo, but as soon as the ball was pumped into the box, there was no-one there to put away the opportunities created. Ã¢ÂÂI think we are cursed,Ã¢ÂÂ complained centre back, Alexis.
An alternative explanation to his theory of a gypsy mojo working against them in Mestalla is the truly startling fact that Valencia have not won a game for a year and four months without David Villa in the side - something that does not bode well considering El Guaje is set to be missing for another three weeks.
The second from bottom side drew the second half of their clash with Racing 0-0. The problem was that the first was a 5-0 defeat.
Although highlights are not always the best of guides, it appeared to La Liga LocaÃ¢ÂÂs tear-filled eyes that Getafe did absolutely nothing against Valladolid on Sunday in the 1-0 defeat. Perhaps the only player not to deserve a thorough thwacking was, goalkeeper, Jacobo. How can a team with a midfield of Granero, Polanski, Casquero and Gavilan be in so much relegation do-do?
Ã¢ÂÂHmmmÃ¢ÂÂ pondered the AlmerÃÂa president last weekend. Ã¢ÂÂThe visit of Barcelona coming up, a packed ground needed, the world watching, an economic crisis in Spain... what shall I do?Ã¢ÂÂ
Put up the prices for normal fans up to between 90 and 240 euro and make season ticket holders pay up to 95 euro, thatÃ¢ÂÂs what.
And the result? A crowd of just 9,333. Ã¢ÂÂSome people turn their back on reality,Ã¢ÂÂ tutted MarcaÃ¢ÂÂs editorial on Monday. Buffoon.