"Oh God... what have we done?!" The 11 worst January transfer deals
1. Eric Djemba-Djemba (Nantes to Manchester United £3.5m, 2003)
Thirteen Premier League starts later, the heir to Roy Keane was sold to Aston Villa for £1.5m
“In the last few months he has shown his development playing in a very good Cameroon team, and he looks like a Manchester United player in every sense,” Sir Alex Ferguson told expectant reporters after purchasing midfielder Djemba-Djemba from Nantes in the middle of the 2002/03 campaign. Unfortunately for the Scot, his new man turned out to be nothing of the sort: 13 Premier League starts later, the heir to Roy Keane was sold to Aston Villa for £1.5m. Now 35, he can be found in Switzerland's fifth tier with FC Vallorbe-Ballaigues.
2. Jean-Alain Boumsong (Rangers to Newcastle £8m, 2005)
Newcastle paid Rangers £8m for Boumsong’s services just a few months after he’d been available on a free
This was a strange signing on many levels, with Newcastle paying Rangers £8m for Boumsong’s services just a few months after he’d been available on a free.
The 27-time France international actually got his career at St James’ Park off to a decent start, before basic defensive errors began to creep into his game and adversely affect Newcastle’s results. Juventus, having been relegated to Serie B just a few months previously, took Boumsong off the Magpies’ hands in August 2006 – though he never featured in Serie A once the Old Lady made it back.
3. Afonso Alves (Heerenveen to Middlesbrough £12.5m, 2008)
Despite finding the net six times in his first 11 Premier League appearances, the Brazilian quickly faded
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Afonso Alves was another member of the former group: despite finding the net six times in his first 11 Premier League appearances, the Brazilian quickly faded and was sold to Al-Sadd following Boro’s relegation in 2009.
4. Savio Nsereko (Brescia to West Ham £9m, 2009)
Savio’s last three clubs have been Atyrau (Kazakhstan), Lietava Jonava (Lithuania) and Beroe Stara Zagora (Bulgaria)
Now 27, Savio’s last three clubs have been Atyrau (Kazakhstan), Lietava Jonava (Lithuania) and Beroe Stara Zagora (Bulgaria), which probably says more about his true level of ability than 2009’s £9m move to West Ham – easily one of the most bizarre transfers in Premier League history.
The Irons handed the former Germany U20 international their No.10 shirt at Upton Park, but he failed to live up to expectations and made just a single Premier League start (he appeared in nine other games from the bench) before being shipped off to Fiorentina seven months later.