The Week In Barcelona: Have Enrique's troops hit rock bottom?

In the continuation of a new FourFourTwo series, Tim Stannard dissects another disastrous week for a free-falling Blaugrana...

The week in five words

Not the best, on reflection 

What went well

Er, aside from any kind of mole infestation being cleared up on a training centre pitch or a canteen worker winning €10 on a scratchcard, it's impossible to think of anything happening in Barcelonas week that could be described as going "well". 

Even Leo Messi scoring his 500th career goal in the Valencia defeat was like completing a record-breaking marathon, but with the final step ending up in a huge plop of doggy poop. 

What didn’t 

Everything, everything, everything. 

A completely predictable Atlético Madrid did exactly what it says on the Rojiblancos tin with a 2-0 win to knock Barcelona out of the Champions League in the quarter-finals. The only Barça supporter happy with that was probably Pep Guardiola, the Bayern Munich boss who has avoided being asked 10,000 times what it means to be playing his old club again. 

Luis Suarez

Yes Luis, you have lost three league games in a row

There was another incident with a player getting overexcited on social media, and it wasn’t Gerard Piqué, who would have been the obvious suspect. But to top everything off, the home clash against Valencia in the Camp Nou ended in a 2-1 defeat to allow Atlético Madrid to draw level at the top of the table, and a resurgent Real Madrid to nestle just one point behind. 

With Barcelona playing reasonably well for much of the game – they could have been 3-0 up in the opening 20 minutes – the sensation for manager Luis Enrique must have been that when things aren’t going well, they really aren’t going well. At all. "Football brings lots of surprises, but today is not a day to criticise players, but praise them," Enrique said, identifying that the team just didn’t get the rub of the green on Sunday. 

Quote of the week

“Whether the video was OK timing or inopportune is for each person to decide,” said a diplomatic Enrique on the Instagram excursion of Dani Alves, when the footballer opted for popping on a wig and doing an impression of his ladyfriend (below) trying to console him after the Atlético Madrid defeat. 

The need-to-know facts

  • Messi ended a five-game goal drought and recorded his 500th senior goal in the defeat to Valencia
  • Barcelona's comfortable La Liga lead has evaporated. They are now level with Atletico Madrid on 76 points, one ahead of Real Madrid.
  • Valencia bounced back impressively from their heaviest defeat of the season, a 7-0 thrashing at the hands of Barcelona in February.

Video of the week

Winner of the week

It’s a scant selection of picks, but Andrés Iniesta reflected how personally he took the defeat to Atlético Madrid, with the footballer apparently wiping away tears on the team coach after the game. 

The World Cup winner also happened to be Barcelona’s best performer on the night in the Vicente Calderón. The tears of doom and regret were a true reflection of the mood of the Barcelona mind, as opposed to the nonsense from a certain fooling-about full-back. 

Loser of the week

As mentioned above, Enrique had noted that everyone could have their own opinion about Dani Alves's actions. The Barcelona manager made his very clear indeed by dropping the Brazilian to the bench in what was an incredibly key match against Valencia. 

Oh, to be a fly-on-the-wall on the morning after the night before that video was posted, and the pair met on the training ground pitches. There may have been a huge kick up the bum involved. There certainly should have been. 

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