How much are YOU worth in the modern transfer market?

Snatched by PSG or Man City in a multi-million pound mega deal? Or bundled into the back of a taxi on a free transfer? Take our quiz and find out....

You play football right? Even if only on a console or you're now on the verge of semi-retirement. Here we work out - via a complicated mathematical algorithm that FourFourTwo have been working on for many years - how much you'd be worth in the modern transfer market if you were a player.

Are you a Kevin De Bruyne or Raheem Sterling going for the cost of a small country? Or are you priced at the other end of the market: going for peanuts? Find out and relax in the knowledge that no-one will ever pay that actual amount to have you kick a ball in a goal for them. Which is good. Because imagine the pressure. And huge wages. And world travel. Yeah...

Behold...