Football's 25 worst waxworks: starring Rooney, Ozil, Pele... Hughes

6. Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano stikes a pose.... y'know, for a change. 

5. Dixie Dean

We can't even begin to explain what's going on in the background.

4. Stanley Matthews, Pele

Sir Stan watches as Pele catches sight of his house burning down.

3. Bobby Moore

Who could forget the famous image of Moore lifting the World Cup? Oh, right...

2. David Beckham, Jose Mourinho

Dreamboats Beckham and Mourinho face-off, cause each other to melt, etc.

1. George Best

Fortunately, Bestie's now back in one piece at The National Wax Museum in Dublin.

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