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Revealed! The best Premier League XI never to play Champions League football

A trio of players each with 100+ Premier League goals, plus the league's most enduring goalkeeper. How did this lot never play in the Champions League? Andrew Murray explains

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“Who would you have in the best Premier League XI which never played in the Champions League?” Out of the blue, an old chum of FourFourTwo had sent us a poser which piqued our interest. An hour, and hundreds of further messages, later there was still no consensus. We gave up.

FFT, however, is both made of sterner stuff and very bored. We pressed on, knowing Alan Shearer, Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp et al would be off-limits. But so were Tony Yeboah (one season for Hamburg), Sylvain Distin (10 games for Paris Saint-Germain) and even Dion Dublin, thanks to an 18-minute cameo for Manchester United against Galatasaray in 1993. Some players were guaranteed, others less so. The search for a right-back proved especially problematic.

But, here we are. The best the Premier League had to offer with no European Cup or Champions League games allowed, not even in qualifying (sorry Duncan Ferguson, Tim Cahill and assorted other Everton players).

GK: Neville Southall

Hod-carrier, odd-jobber, floor cleaner, binman – you name it, Big Nev probably did it before becoming one of the best keepers Britain has ever produced.

Still the last keeper to win the Football Writers’ Player of the Year Award, the Everton stopper was unfortunate to be at his peak during English clubs’ European ban post-Heysel. Has recently reinvented himself as a prominent critic of Tory cuts on Twitter. When not retweeting animal charities and missing pets.

RB: Stephen Carr

We’ll be honest, this was a real problem position. When you’re sat at home in your pants wondering aloud the relative merits of Steve Watson or Aaron Hughes to play on the right-hand side of your defence, you know you’re in trouble. Not least with Mrs FFT. A Spurs mainstay for a decade before they got good, he moved to Newcastle in 2004, just as they got bad. His middle name is Babeson. Settle down at the back.

CB: Gareth Southgate

The England boss is just a nice man with the countenance and demeanour of someone who should have been born in Welwyn Garden City, instead of burly Hertfordshire neighbour Watford. Think hard enough and you can already hear the former Crystal Palace, Aston Villa and Middlesbrough defender saying something beige about being quite happy with 32 UEFA Cup appearances. Ironically, Southgate’s laconic style was well-suited to European football.

CB: Paul McGrath

The Premier League’s first PFA Players’ Player of the Year in 1992-93 barely trained owing to a knee complaint so chronic, Alex Ferguson offered the Irish international a £100,000 retirement package three years earlier.

Instead, McGrath moved to Aston Villa and curbed his notorious drinking habits to prolong his career longer than anyone anticipated, but missed out on Manchester United’s Champions League sojourns as a result.

LB: Leighton Baines

We know, we couldn’t believe it, either. Baines has never even played a Champions League qualifier, despite Everton’s early Noughties dalliance with Europe’s elite.

One of the Premier League’s most consistent performers in both defence and attack, Bazza had the chance to follow David Moyes to Manchester United, and thus play in the Champions League, but turned his former manager down. He is, however, mates with the Arctic Monkeys and Miles Kane, so it’s probably not all bad.

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