
8. Yeah, authorities
"Players who roll around when nobody touches them should be subsequently banned. I hate cheats. Authorities should address it."
It's a shame Joey Barton didn't heed his own advice in Burnley's FA Cup tie with Lincoln in February 2017, when the midfielder ran into Matt Rhead's outstretched arm and threw himself to the ground.

2. The oracle
"Can't believe Leicester appointed Ranieri ... Great club, great fanbase but I'm afraid MK rather than Old Trafford season after next."
File under: Tweets That Aged Very Badly. Dietmar Hamann wasn't the only one to predict relegation for eventual champions Leicester in 2015/16, but few did it with such confidence.
Greg Lea is a freelance football journalist who's filled in wherever FourFourTwo needs him since 2014. He became a Crystal Palace fan after watching a 1-0 loss to Port Vale in 1998, and once got on the scoresheet in a primary school game against Wilfried Zaha's Whitehorse Manor (an own goal in an 8-0 defeat).



















