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Ranked! The 14 worst kits of the 2019/20 season

Worst kits 2019/20

Please note: This is the opinion of one writer. If you think he’s wrong about some of them – because of course he is – let’s play nice, shall we…

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14. Luton away kits

Luton away 2019/20

It’s always nice when clubs give a nod to tradition with their kit designs, but we’re afraid Luton’s pleas aren’t enough for their two away uniforms to avoid inclusion on this list. 

A block design, using the navy and pink colours that featured on the club’s first ever home strip, is confusing. The alternative version – inspired by the Hatters’ iconic chequered flag, obviously – is far too messy for our liking.

13. Wolfsburg home

Wolfsburg home 2019/20

If you suffer from epilepsy, look away now. Maybe it’s too late. 

12. Liverpool away

Liverpool home 2019/20

Bad kits usually fit into one of two categories: eyesore or naff. This belongs to the latter group, largely because of a curious grey pattern on the front that we can’t make sense of. It’d be fine – nice, even – without, no? 

11. Amiens home and away

Amiens home away 2019/20

Not content with sending supporters to sleep with their on-field performances (only one surviving Ligue 1 team scored fewer goals last season), Amiens have decided to knock their remaining fans out with a pair of kits that could feasibly be used as tools for hypnosis. Perhaps they’re hoping to send opposition players into a trance and make it easier to hold on for a 0-0 draw.

10. Manchester United away

Manchester United away 2019/20

It’s been another eventful summer at Manchester United, who have been scouring the globe for potential new additions to their official commercial partners. And some players, probably. 

They clearly took their eye off the ball when it came to designing an away kit, coming up with a bizarre-looking “savannah-toned” jersey whose mosaics are apparently inspired by those found in Manchester’s Northern Quarter. Imagine what it’ll do to Phil Jones’s face. 

9. Valencia away

Valencia home 2019/20

Black and orange often make for a lovely colour combination on away kits, but we’re struggling to get on board with this. 

The fiery graphic at the top of the shirt cuts off so abruptly that it feels as if PUMA ran out of orange colouring a third of the way through. Either that or the designers suddenly noticed it was 5pm on a Friday and were keen to make the most of happy hour at the local.

8. Southampton home and away

Southampton kits 2019/20

When the Saints go marching in, we’ll be heading out. 

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7. Fiorentina aways

Fiorentina away 2019/20

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: producing four different away kits is cheating. We’re happy to continue including you in this yearly list until you get the message, Fiorentina. They’re not even good. 

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6. Juventus home

Juventus home 2019/20

No, no, no, no, no. 

Juventus. Should. Wear. Black. And. White. Stripes. We don’t care that you’ve won 139 consecutive Serie A titles – there are some things you can’t tamper with.

No.

5. Chelsea home

Chelsea home 2019/20

Which Nike employee let their four-year-old loose with a crayon? That’s the only explanation we can muster for this monstrosity, which was mostly modelled by Eden Hazard in the marketing material. No wonder he wanted out.

4. Eibar home

Eibar home 2019/20

Given that all stripes are created equal, we can’t help but feel sorry for Eibar’s blue horizontal bands which are pitifully squeezed into narrow areas by their larger red brothers. Also, what on god’s green earth is that collar?

3. Manchester City third

Manchester City third 2019/20

Two words: Slush Puppie. And as everyone knows, football and syrupy flavoured ice beverages just don’t go together.

2. Barcelona home

Barcelona home 2019/20

Now, we can understand the logic behind Barcelona consulting Lionel Messi on big transfer decisions, but letting Ivan Rakitic design the kit is a step too far. Article 24, paragraph 5b of the football kit rulebook clearly states that a chequered design should not be present on any jersey that doesn’t belong to Croatia.

1. Stevenage home and away

Stevenage home 2019/20

Fun fact: it’s impossible for a human being to focus on other parts of these kits for more than three seconds before the brain and eyes are drawn back to the sponsor’s logo. 

The home shirt actually looks more like a Burger King employee’s uniform than a football jersey, while the garish graphic on the away offering is literally painful to look at. What a pair of whoppers.

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