20. Kevin Keegan
King Kev looks miffed with his waxy doppelganger – and rightly so.
19. Gary Lineker
Linksy meets minor Breaking Bad character, Ted Beneke.
18. Paul Gascoigne
Gazza in his early-90s pomp.
17. Geoff Hurst
Scored a hat-trick in some match or other.
16. Peter Shilton
Shilts, here, looking like something from an old episode of Doctor Who.
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