Latest articles by Joe Nelson
Nantwich and Altrincham match delayed due to 'bizarre' egg invasion
In Other News... The Cheshire derby was always going to be a cracking affair, but it turned out to more so than usual, with a suprising sight in the 13th minute.
Germany offering cash prize to design a logo for their 2024 Euro bid
In Other News... The DFB are on the lookout for budding designers to create an 'inspiring logo' to help their bid for Euro 2024. And they might even pay you for it...
Totti hits pinpoint yacht-to-yacht pass to show he's still got it in retirement
In Other News... Recently retired Italian superstar seems to be have a whale of a time since leaving football
Croatian football kingpin Zdravko Mamic shot in assassination attempt
In Other News... The controversial former Dinamo Zagreb chief was wounded in the leg after being attacked by a two masked individuals
Ousmane Dembele fluffs keepy-uppies at Barcelona unveiling
In Other News... What is it with Barça's new signings? First it was Paulinho; now Dembele follows him in struggling to do the business in front of his new fans
Roberto Carlos to avoid prison after unpaid child support
In Other News... The former Real Madrid star had been late in paying more than £15,000 to his former partner
Paraguay expose spy ahead of Chile World Cup qualifier
In Other News... With a World Cup place at stake, some folk will go to great lengths to make sure their side has the advantage
La Liga fine Celta Vigo... for having low attendances
In Other News... Bizarrely, the Galicians have been wrist-slapped for their poor attendance record so far this season, which hasn't met minimum requirements
Raheem Sterling roasts Leroy Sane over new tattoo
In Other News... The England winger used an Instagram Story to showcase his team-mate's huge tattoo – of himself
Torino manager Sinisa Mihajlovic pushes, tears into into assistants after replacing wrong player
In Other News... Mihajlovic made a career as a tough-tackling enforcer who wasn't to be messed with – but even as a manager his assistants are still finding out that reputation is still very much intact.
Nike release sleek third kits for Chelsea, Spurs and Manchester City
In Other News... The kitmakers have described their flashing new camo kits as "dominant", "dazzling" and "vibrant"
Shades of Frank Lampard as Krasnodar are denied clear goal in Europa League qualifier
In Other News... Mihailo Ristic's strike crossed the line but wasn't given during Krasnodar's 3-2 win over Crvena Zvezda.
Nabil Fekir channels inner Beckham to score Goal of the Season contender
In Other News... The new Ligue 1 season is only three weeks old, but it might well have seen its finest goal thanks to the France midfielder
Not everyone is quite so gushing about Zlatan Ibrahimovic all the time
In Other News... To some he's a Nordic god who can do wrong – but to others, including former team-mate Christian Wilhelmsson, he might have just run his course
Spurs fans parody Lion King's 'Circle of Life' with incredibly elaborate song
In Other News... The song has reached all four corners of the Twittersphere, though Tottenham fans have reacted badly to the music video
Marseille president fails to recognise Stevan Jovetic while talking to Stevan Jovetic about Stevan Jovetic
In Other News... Jacques-Henri Eyraud was sharing a helicopter with transfer target Jovetic to watch Monaco's 6-1 thumping of Marseille when the mishap occured
Saido Berahino seeks out Stoke fans who appear in brilliant post-goal photo
In Other News... The Potters striker has pledged his shirt to the supporters who went viral for their hilarious celebrations after Jese's goal against Arsenal
Bakary Sako's new custom boots are better than everyone else's
In Other News... The Malian winger wore his new kicks making his first Premier League appearance of the season against Southampton on Saturday
Pitch-invading dog shows off dribbling skills, interviewed post-match
In Other News... A joyful pooch was the star of the show when San Lorenzo met Arsenal de Sarandi in Argentina's top flight
Englishman Billy Ions scores brilliant Puskas contender in Finnish league
In Other News... The Leeds United academy graduate stunned fans during a Veikkausliiga game between SJK and VPS
Bemused security guard invades Turkish Cup game while on his phone
In Other News... Granted, it's a habit to walk and talk while on the blower. But you should probably watch where you're going...
Manchester City reveal space age new dressing room for 2017/18
In Other News... The wannabe champs have unveiled their futuristic new Etihad interior ahead of the new Premier League season
Hector Bellerin shuts down Piers Morgan over Jeremy Corbyn dig
In Other News... The Arsenal full-back has told Morgan not to take such offence after he was shut out of a recent conversation with the Labour leader
