Joe Nelson

In Other News... What is it with Barça's new signings? First it was Paulinho; now Dembele follows him in struggling to do the business in front of his new fans

In Other News... The Toffees' record signing wasted no time in kick-starting his career on Merseyside, looping in a long-range effort just 15 seconds into the second half

In Other News... A joyful pooch was the star of the show when San Lorenzo met Arsenal de Sarandi in Argentina's top flight

In Other News... The DFB are on the lookout for budding designers to create an 'inspiring logo' to help their bid for Euro 2024. And they might even pay you for it...

In Other News... The former Real Madrid star had been late in paying more than £15,000 to his former partner

In Other News... The chicken chain is a footballers' favourite, but Mendy was left confused after being hit with a £60 fine after collecting his dinner

In Other News... The controversial former Dinamo Zagreb chief was wounded in the leg after being attacked by a two masked individuals

In Other News... Long gone are the days of a home and away kit every two years: Dortmund have unveiled their fourth of the season, to be worn in European competitions

In Other News... The Potters striker has pledged his shirt to the supporters who went viral for their hilarious celebrations after Jese's goal against Arsenal

In Other News... The new Ligue 1 season is only three weeks old, but it might well have seen its finest goal thanks to the France midfielder

In Other News... The alt-right website were forced to apologise to the German after mistaking him for a migrant travelling from Morocco to Spain.

In Other News... Gazza has claimed he once spotted Sir Les's 'thing' in the dressing room, and was so impressed he asked to 'have a hold' 

FIFA 18 Hunter's hugely popular storyline will return, and EA have ramped up the hype ahead of the latest instalment with a flash new trailer

In Other News... The Monaco star put in a thrilling display against the Netherlands, scoring twice only hours after turning down the Gunners 

In Other News... There are many hurdles to overcome with a deadline day transfer. But perhaps the most peculiar were that of new Luton boy Jarvis...

In Other News... Qatar will become the first nation since Italy in 1934 to host the World Cup without ever taking part in the competition

In Other News... The downbeat Scot tweeted his own club about not getting the same treatment as captain Ryan Shawcross

In Other News... The Manchester City loanee has arrived in Istanbul for his second stint with the Turkish giants, and was welcomed back with bellowing chants... and flares.

In Other News... Andrey Bocharov has called for Germany vs Russia – if they meet – to be held where the Battle of Stalingrad took place

In Other News... Barcelona's record signing says he's been watching popular Netflix series Narcos to pick up some handy phrases ahead of his move to the Catalan giants

In Other News... The Gunners face defensive issues both on and off the field, after their Highbury store was raided in the early hours of Wednesday morning

In Other News... With a World Cup place at stake, some folk will go to great lengths to make sure their side has the advantage

In Other News... The Group H rivals have decided to send each other video footage ahead of their games to lighten the load during a busy schedule

In Other News... Mihailo Ristic's strike crossed the line but wasn't given during Krasnodar's 3-2 win over Crvena Zvezda.

In Other News... Fans of the Polish club have reacted following a fine from UEFA for supposedly blocked stairways.