Latest articles by Joe Nelson
Zlatan Ibrahimovic launches new 'Legends' game
In Other News... The list of what Zlatan hasn't done is getting smaller by the day. Recently immortalised on a Swedish 1,000 kroner note - now he's now set to conquer the gaming world.
David De Gea showcases his hidden talent in gut-busting drum solo
In Other News... David De Gea seems to have it all going for him. Twice Manchester United’s player of the season and he’s also pretty nifty on the drums.
La Liga fine Celta Vigo... for having low attendances
In Other News... Bizarrely, the Galicians have been wrist-slapped for their poor attendance record so far this season, which hasn't met minimum requirements
Bakary Sako's new custom boots are better than everyone else's
In Other News... The Malian winger wore his new kicks making his first Premier League appearance of the season against Southampton on Saturday
Spurs fans parody Lion King's 'Circle of Life' with incredibly elaborate song
In Other News... The song has reached all four corners of the Twittersphere, though Tottenham fans have reacted badly to the music video
Defender and keeper combine for calamitous own goal in Slovenia
In Other News... Gorica duo Alen Jogan and Grega Sorcan weren't on the same wavelength in the early stages of their match against Champions League reps Maribor
Liverpool fans go to incredible lengths to decipher whether Virgil van Dijk is heading to Anfield
In Other News... Football fans will scour every corner of the web to find out any information about a possible new signing, but Reds have taken it one step further in their pusuit of the Southampton stopper
Xavi 'wins' 1 million Qatar riyals in lottery
In Other News... Some folk get all the luck. Xavi has won the World Cup, European Championship, Champions League, La Liga, Copa del Rey... and now, Doha Bank's millionaire lottery
Torino manager Sinisa Mihajlovic pushes, tears into into assistants after replacing wrong player
In Other News... Mihajlovic made a career as a tough-tackling enforcer who wasn't to be messed with – but even as a manager his assistants are still finding out that reputation is still very much intact.
Marseille president fails to recognise Stevan Jovetic while talking to Stevan Jovetic about Stevan Jovetic
In Other News... Jacques-Henri Eyraud was sharing a helicopter with transfer target Jovetic to watch Monaco's 6-1 thumping of Marseille when the mishap occured
Ousmane Dembele fluffs keepy-uppies at Barcelona unveiling
In Other News... What is it with Barça's new signings? First it was Paulinho; now Dembele follows him in struggling to do the business in front of his new fans
Video: Gylfi Sigurdsson scores from 50 yards on full Everton debut
In Other News... The Toffees' record signing wasted no time in kick-starting his career on Merseyside, looping in a long-range effort just 15 seconds into the second half
Pitch-invading dog shows off dribbling skills, interviewed post-match
In Other News... A joyful pooch was the star of the show when San Lorenzo met Arsenal de Sarandi in Argentina's top flight
Germany offering cash prize to design a logo for their 2024 Euro bid
In Other News... The DFB are on the lookout for budding designers to create an 'inspiring logo' to help their bid for Euro 2024. And they might even pay you for it...
Roberto Carlos to avoid prison after unpaid child support
In Other News... The former Real Madrid star had been late in paying more than £15,000 to his former partner
Manchester City new boy Benjamin Mendy left puzzled by Nando's parking experience
In Other News... The chicken chain is a footballers' favourite, but Mendy was left confused after being hit with a £60 fine after collecting his dinner
Croatian football kingpin Zdravko Mamic shot in assassination attempt
In Other News... The controversial former Dinamo Zagreb chief was wounded in the leg after being attacked by a two masked individuals
Borussia Dortmund reveal their fourth kit of the season (but it's a beaut)
In Other News... Long gone are the days of a home and away kit every two years: Dortmund have unveiled their fourth of the season, to be worn in European competitions
Saido Berahino seeks out Stoke fans who appear in brilliant post-goal photo
In Other News... The Potters striker has pledged his shirt to the supporters who went viral for their hilarious celebrations after Jese's goal against Arsenal
Nabil Fekir channels inner Beckham to score Goal of the Season contender
In Other News... The new Ligue 1 season is only three weeks old, but it might well have seen its finest goal thanks to the France midfielder
Breitbart apologises to Lukas Podolski after using jet-ski snap in gang-related story
In Other News... The alt-right website were forced to apologise to the German after mistaking him for a migrant travelling from Morocco to Spain.
Gazza reveals why touching Les Ferdinand's manhood was part of bizarre pre-match ritual
In Other News... Gazza has claimed he once spotted Sir Les's 'thing' in the dressing room, and was so impressed he asked to 'have a hold'
Alex Hunter goes global in latest FIFA 18 trailer of The Journey
FIFA 18 Hunter's hugely popular storyline will return, and EA have ramped up the hype ahead of the latest instalment with a flash new trailer
