In Other News... Andrey Bocharov has called for Germany vs Russia – if they meet – to be held where the Battle of Stalingrad took place
In Other News... Barcelona's record signing says he's been watching popular Netflix series Narcos to pick up some handy phrases ahead of his move to the Catalan giants
In Other News... The German posted an Instagram video of him jumping into a pool from a first-floor balcony – which didn't sit well with his superiors.
In Other News... The Gunners face defensive issues both on and off the field, after their Highbury store was raided in the early hours of Wednesday morning
In Other News... With a World Cup place at stake, some folk will go to great lengths to make sure their side has the advantage
In Other News... A strange clause in Mbappe's PSG loan deal-to-be stipulates that only an unthinkable scenario will ensure the Ligue 1 giants don't shell out the huge sum to make the move permanent
In Other News... The Group H rivals have decided to send each other video footage ahead of their games to lighten the load during a busy schedule
In Other News... Obscure announcement videos may have died down in the UK, but Roma are still flying the flag for Italy – and taking things to a whole new level
In Other News... The Lazio midfielder looks to be on the verge of joining Atlas FC on loan, in yet another bid to revive his career.
In Other News... Football fans will scour every corner of the web to find out any information about a possible new signing, but Reds have taken it one step further in their pusuit of the Southampton stopper
In Other News... Some folk get all the luck. Xavi has won the World Cup, European Championship, Champions League, La Liga, Copa del Rey... and now, Doha Bank's millionaire lottery
In Other News... Daum, who is regularly at odds with the Romanian press, was offered the rod by a journalist after claiming that the country's biggest sports papers were only good for "wrapping fish"
In Other News... Mihajlovic made a career as a tough-tackling enforcer who wasn't to be messed with – but even as a manager his assistants are still finding out that reputation is still very much intact.
In Other News... Jacques-Henri Eyraud was sharing a helicopter with transfer target Jovetic to watch Monaco's 6-1 thumping of Marseille when the mishap occured
In Other News... What is it with Barça's new signings? First it was Paulinho; now Dembele follows him in struggling to do the business in front of his new fans
In Other News... When explaining why you bought a football club, it's probably not a good idea to state that you admired three of their bitter rivals' star players by mistake
In Other News... To some he's a Nordic god who can do wrong – but to others, including former team-mate Christian Wilhelmsson, he might have just run his course
In Other News... In 2011, Östersunds were in the fourth tier of Swedish football. Last night they qualified for the Europa League – which provoked quite a reaction
In Other News... With Marseille winning comfortably and heading for the Europa League group stage, the French net-minder decided to add insult to injury
In Other News... The Toffees' record signing wasted no time in kick-starting his career on Merseyside, looping in a long-range effort just 15 seconds into the second half
In Other News... The DFB are on the lookout for budding designers to create an 'inspiring logo' to help their bid for Euro 2024. And they might even pay you for it...
In Other News... The former Real Madrid star had been late in paying more than £15,000 to his former partner
In Other News... Being a manager is tough at the best of times – but Nivaldo Lancuna had a particularly hard night after being crashed into by his own man
In Other News... The chicken chain is a footballers' favourite, but Mendy was left confused after being hit with a £60 fine after collecting his dinner
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