In Other News... Young Boys have never qualified for the Champions League, and thanks to a late own goal by Kasim Adams Nuhu, it's an uphill task this season
In Other News... Granted, it's a habit to walk and talk while on the blower. But you should probably watch where you're going...
In Other News... The wannabe champs have unveiled their futuristic new Etihad interior ahead of the new Premier League season
In Other News... Newly promoted Juventus Bucharest scuppered a brilliant chance to earn a last-minute draw against local rivals Steaua – in hapless circumstances
In Other News... The Arsenal full-back has told Morgan not to take such offence after he was shut out of a recent conversation with the Labour leader
In Other News... The Brazil international has landed a very handy new friend in the form of the MMA star.
In Other News... Antonio Razzi has hatched the bizarre idea to transport Juve's Argentine striker to please Kim Jong-un & Co.
In Other News... Bayern Munich's new sporting director Hasan Salihamidzic has only been in his role three weeks, but has wasted no time in putting out Ancelotti's clubhouse habit.
In Other News... In 2011, Östersunds were in the fourth tier of Swedish football. Last night they qualified for the Europa League – which provoked quite a reaction
In Other News... The Manchester City left-back has made a shocking realisation ahead of the new game's launch
In Other News... The new maroon and orange kit celebrates the city's rich artistic heritage
In Other News... Obscure announcement videos may have died down in the UK, but Roma are still flying the flag for Italy – and taking things to a whole new level
In Other News... The Manchester United ambassador won't be on the touchline when Barcelona legends visit Old Trafford on Saturday, after triggering a pre-existing injury from earlier this year.
In Other News... With Marseille winning comfortably and heading for the Europa League group stage, the French net-minder decided to add insult to injury
In Other News... The list of what Zlatan hasn't done is getting smaller by the day. Recently immortalised on a Swedish 1,000 kroner note - now he's now set to conquer the gaming world.
In Other News... We're not even a month into the campaign, but surely have a winner for Own Goal of the Season already thanks to this monumentous team effort from the Chairboys
In Other News... Daum, who is regularly at odds with the Romanian press, was offered the rod by a journalist after claiming that the country's biggest sports papers were only good for "wrapping fish"
In Other News... Authorities at Turf Moor decided to hold the penalty shoot-out at the home end to deter trouble from travelling Leeds fans
In Other News... Schalke will offer the largest free round in the Bundesliga when they take on RB Leipzig at the Veltins-Arena on Saturday.
In Other News... The Gulf nation have released designs for their sixth proposed venue at the 2022 World Cup, the Al Thumama Stadium
In Other News... Recently retired shot-stopper has opted for a change of career, launching a TV production company - as well as his own show, where he'll interview former colleagues.
In Other News... When explaining why you bought a football club, it's probably not a good idea to state that you admired three of their bitter rivals' star players by mistake
In Other News... Chelsea boss could not control his emotions during a press conference when asked whether Costa would be returning to the Blues.
In Other News... Being a manager is tough at the best of times – but Nivaldo Lancuna had a particularly hard night after being crashed into by his own man
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