The values attached to players here are all theoretical, of course – and we've taken them from Transfermarkt.com, rather than come up with out own. There's eight minutes to name all 50, and then we'd like to see how you did, so tweet a screenshot of your score (with no answers) to @FourFourTwo.
The Champions League has rolled back around, giving everyone who doesn't assiduously follow the Championship something to do on weekday evenings (although anyone not watching Millwall vs Wigan is embarrassing themselves, in FFT's opinion).
We all know that the Champions League is really all about seeing superstars, and nothing more.
That's why we've put together the list of the 50 most valuable players playing in the Champions League this season. You get their club, and their supposed transfer market value (in Euros, we're afraid) – other than that, you only have your wits.
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