Latest articles by Joe Nelson
Real Madrid fans troll Gerard Pique in latest Clasico victory
In Other News... The Bernabeu faithful chanted "Se queda!" at Pique on Wednesday night, mocking his tweet implying that Neymar would stay at Barcelona.
Totti hits pinpoint yacht-to-yacht pass to show he's still got it in retirement
In Other News... Recently retired Italian superstar seems to be have a whale of a time since leaving football
Nantwich and Altrincham match delayed due to 'bizarre' egg invasion
In Other News... The Cheshire derby was always going to be a cracking affair, but it turned out to more so than usual, with a suprising sight in the 13th minute.
Cologne devise cheeky plan to thwart Arsenal on Thursday
In Other News... The German side have sent Thursday's opponents a special gift package ahead of their Europa League meeting at the Emirates Stadium
Englishman Billy Ions scores brilliant Puskas contender in Finnish league
In Other News... The Leeds United academy graduate stunned fans during a Veikkausliiga game between SJK and VPS
Nike release sleek third kits for Chelsea, Spurs and Manchester City
In Other News... The kitmakers have described their flashing new camo kits as "dominant", "dazzling" and "vibrant"
Lionel Messi shows off piano skills with rendition of Champions League theme
In Other News... Neymar can't even have his own (not-so)-hidden talent either – his former Barcelona team-mate can tinkle the ivories too
Raheem Sterling roasts Leroy Sane over new tattoo
In Other News... The England winger used an Instagram Story to showcase his team-mate's huge tattoo – of himself
Arsenal's next midfield sensation who's bothered backlines all over Europe
Talentspotter Joe Nelson profiles Gunners youngster Dan Crowley, the 17-year-old fast approaching a first-team debut for Arsene Wenger's side...
Manchester City reveal space age new dressing room for 2017/18
In Other News... The wannabe champs have unveiled their futuristic new Etihad interior ahead of the new Premier League season
Daredevil Hummels angers Germany bosses after risky leap from balcony
In Other News... The German posted an Instagram video of him jumping into a pool from a first-floor balcony – which didn't sit well with his superiors.
Only one thing will stop PSG from paying €180m for Kylian Mbappe next summer – and it's... unlikely
In Other News... A strange clause in Mbappe's PSG loan deal-to-be stipulates that only an unthinkable scenario will ensure the Ligue 1 giants don't shell out the huge sum to make the move permanent
Why the Italian senator thinks Paulo Dybala can help with the crisis in North Korea
In Other News... Antonio Razzi has hatched the bizarre idea to transport Juve's Argentine striker to please Kim Jong-un & Co.
Hector Bellerin shuts down Piers Morgan over Jeremy Corbyn dig
In Other News... The Arsenal full-back has told Morgan not to take such offence after he was shut out of a recent conversation with the Labour leader
Newcastle's Jamaal Lascelles still gets a fiver when he scores, says mum
In Other News... Poor Jill Lascelles has been forced to shell out thanks to the Toon stopper's recent purple patch
Atlanta United coach asks journalist to move because of bizarre superstition
In Other News... Former Barcelona boss Tata Martino was unimpressed when a local journalist didn't follow his strict pre-match press conference routine
Brazil's Maracana used for porn shoot
In Other News... The jewel of Brazilian football and stadium for the 2014 World Cup Final was used as the backdrop in an adult film last Sunday
Benjamin Mendy is not amused by who his FIFA 18 face looks like
In Other News... The Manchester City left-back has made a shocking realisation ahead of the new game's launch
Police snub coin toss, pick end for penalties in Burnley vs Leeds clash
In Other News... Authorities at Turf Moor decided to hold the penalty shoot-out at the home end to deter trouble from travelling Leeds fans
Barcelona reveal new third kit inspired by Antoni Gaudi's architecture
In Other News... The new maroon and orange kit celebrates the city's rich artistic heritage
Roma continue to amaze with crazy Patrik Schick announcement video
In Other News... Obscure announcement videos may have died down in the UK, but Roma are still flying the flag for Italy – and taking things to a whole new level
Unamused Romania coach Christoph Daum offered fishing rod in bizarre press conference
In Other News... Daum, who is regularly at odds with the Romanian press, was offered the rod by a journalist after claiming that the country's biggest sports papers were only good for "wrapping fish"
Inter Milan chairman makes gaffe that won't sit well with fans
In Other News... When explaining why you bought a football club, it's probably not a good idea to state that you admired three of their bitter rivals' star players by mistake
