In Other News... The defender is currently serving a three-match European ban after being found guilty of using abusive language towards UEFA officials following the Europa League final
In Other News... The Bulgarian will now ply his trade for Kerala Blasters, who are co-owned by legendary Indian cricketer Sachin Tendulkar
In Other News... The controversial former Dinamo Zagreb chief was wounded in the leg after being attacked by a two masked individuals
In Other News... Granted, it's a habit to walk and talk while on the blower. But you should probably watch where you're going...
In Other News... Long gone are the days of a home and away kit every two years: Dortmund have unveiled their fourth of the season, to be worn in European competitions
In Other News... Barça fans were sucked into a world of confusion last night after hackers gained control of the club's Twitter account and revealed a 'new signing'
In Other News... An eagle-eyed fan has highlighted the Everton hitman celebrating in front of exactly the same disgruntled fans from his United days
In Other News... The Potters striker has pledged his shirt to the supporters who went viral for their hilarious celebrations after Jese's goal against Arsenal
In Other News... The Arsenal midfielder has hit back at a Sun scribe who made the claim after Wilshere was sent off in an under-23 meeting against Manchester City
FIFA 18 Sit back and enjoy the New Order-Blue Monday mash-up, including new signings, fan interactivity and, of course, plenty more celebrations
In Other News... The new Ligue 1 season is only three weeks old, but it might well have seen its finest goal thanks to the France midfielder
In Other News... The Gulf nation have released designs for their sixth proposed venue at the 2022 World Cup, the Al Thumama Stadium
In Other News... The alt-right website were forced to apologise to the German after mistaking him for a migrant travelling from Morocco to Spain.
In Other News... We're not even a month into the campaign, but surely have a winner for Own Goal of the Season already thanks to this monumentous team effort from the Chairboys
In Other News... Newly promoted Juventus Bucharest scuppered a brilliant chance to earn a last-minute draw against local rivals Steaua – in hapless circumstances
In Other News... Gazza has claimed he once spotted Sir Les's 'thing' in the dressing room, and was so impressed he asked to 'have a hold'
In Other News... Chelsea boss could not control his emotions during a press conference when asked whether Costa would be returning to the Blues.
In Other News... Mihailo Ristic's strike crossed the line but wasn't given during Krasnodar's 3-2 win over Crvena Zvezda.
In Other News... Fans of the Polish club have reacted following a fine from UEFA for supposedly blocked stairways.
In Other News... Bayern Munich's new sporting director Hasan Salihamidzic has only been in his role three weeks, but has wasted no time in putting out Ancelotti's clubhouse habit.
In Other News... Schalke will offer the largest free round in the Bundesliga when they take on RB Leipzig at the Veltins-Arena on Saturday.
In Other News... The Bernabeu faithful chanted "Se queda!" at Pique on Wednesday night, mocking his tweet implying that Neymar would stay at Barcelona.
In Other News... Recently retired Italian superstar seems to be have a whale of a time since leaving football
In Other News... The list of what Zlatan hasn't done is getting smaller by the day. Recently immortalised on a Swedish 1,000 kroner note - now he's now set to conquer the gaming world.
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