We’ve had 18 goals to enjoy in the Champions League over the past two days, at least 17 of which must have come in the first 10 minutes of Manchester City vs Tottenham.
[Please check that – Ed.] OK, fine. But from Leo Messi scorchers to VAR-busting thigh-bouncers, they all count. And we do count them: not just the players who score them, but those who set them up too.
This is the stage where the world’s best players are really tested - and flat-track bullies get shown up for what they are. There are no easy opponents here. Except Porto, obviously. And Manchester United. But them aside, this is real class.
So how many of these deadly men can you name? We’ve combined players’ goals and assists in the Champions League this season, and we’re giving you nine minutes to get as many as you can.
Let us know how you fare at @FourFourTwo – with proof! – and then challenge your mates to see if they can do any better.
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