How many of you reading this can honestly say that you’ve worked for 720 minutes since early August? That’s 12 entire hours: over one hour a week.
Of course, none of us ever work that much. Not since Twitter was invented, anyway.
That’s why today we salute the true heroes in our midst. The workers single-handedly pulling up UK productivity. The ones who turn up, put in a shift and never clock off early.
You’ve got nine minutes to name as many as you can. Send your scores to @FourFourTwo when your time is up, and send it over to a mate who should do worse than you. We hope you know your goalkeepers…
THEN TRY…
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