Seven minutes are on the clock and we’d love to know your score @FourFourTwo. We’ll retweet the best, if you don’t give answers away – and please challenge some friends to see if they can match your totemic total.
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Jose Mourinho's surprising return to the Premier League this week has our hearts all a-flutter with excitement. Sure, he can be mean, surly, rude, boorish, sullen, grouchy, rude (Enough synonyms for 'mean' – Ed.), but he can also be one of the best managers on the planet – especially in his early days in a new job.
His past record earns him a pretty high spot on this list, and leaves you with just 39 left to get. Let's see how you get on.
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