You have five minutes and 38 players to guess.
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Scoring three goals in a football match is considered the most impressive thing that you could possibly achieve. Apart from dispossessing Thiago Alcantara, perhaps.
Hat-tricks, schmat-tricks. These fellas have managed even better individual blitzes in their Premier League careers – eight players more than once.
Only five players have managed five-goal hauls, but each of the men below have gone beyond merely earning the match ball in a top-flight match.
Can you name them all?
Mark White has been a staff writer on FourFourTwo since joining in January 2020, writing pieces for both online and the magazine. Over his time on the brand, he has interviewed the likes of Aaron Ramsdale and Jack Wilshere, written pieces ranging on subjects from Bobby Robson's season at Barcelona to Robinho's career, and has been to the FA Cup and League Cup finals, working for FFT.
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