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John Terry belts out "Stand By Me" during Aston Villa initiation
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... John Terry has successfully been initiated into the Villa ranks after singing some Ben E King.
Watch: Paulo Dybala curls in a superb goal for Juventus in the Coppa Italia
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The turn... the finish. Paulo Dybala had Genoa's defence in a daze when he scored Juventus's opener in this Coppa Italia tie.
Video: Reported Manchester United target Andrea Belotti scores eight-minute hat-trick
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In Other News... Palermo were leading 1-0 at Torino until the 74th minute, when Italy international Belotti destroyed his old club with a quickfire treble.
Chinese PE teacher breaks keepy-uppy world record
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In Other News... Zhang Zhili has smashed the Guinness World Record with gruelling success.
Robbie Fowler tells amusing tale of how he ended up on Real Madrid’s 2002/03 title celebration bus
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Imagine gatecrashing an open-top bus parade surrounded by some of world football’s best players… as a well-known professional yourself.
Pitch-invading goat stops play in Sudan Premier League
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... No, not that kind of GOAT.... the kind with four legs crept onto the pitch in a Sudanese top-flight match
Ex-Liverpool stalwart Lucas Leiva backheels (!) in his first goal for Lazio
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Yes, the notoriously goal-shy Brazilian can do it on a cold Thursday night in Belgium...
Mystery set of unused Euro 96 tickets withdrawn from auction as original owner claims they were stolen
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In Other News... Hansons Auctioneers have withdrawn the lot because of their "duty of care to ensure title in property is true and correct"
Watch: Barcelona's Luis Suarez curls home absolute beauty in La Liga
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In Other News... Suarez pulled Barcelona level at Real Sociedad in style with a lovely lob from distance
Qatar U19s goalkeeper sent off mid shoot-out, outfield replacement saves decisive penalty
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In Other News... With their net-minder having been sent off midway through a crunch penalty shoot-out to decide Asia U19 Championship qualification, Qatar's No.8 needed to deliver in goal
Russia's Vladimir Granat set a World Cup record with an astonishing passing stat
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In Other News... The 31-year-old centre-back set a remarkable new record against Spain in Sunday's last-16 showdown with Spain, it has been confirmed
Video: Peruvian goalkeeper goes home crying after conceding 22 goals
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In Other News... Peruvian goalkeeper Jhiner Chavez admitted to bursting into tears after conceding a hatful (or is that plural?) in a key cup match.
Video: Vojvodina's Nikola Antic gets sent off for no apparent reason whatsoever
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In Other News... A tearful Antic was rightfully bemused by the referee's decision to red-card him in a Serbian top-flight match.
Besiktas announce Alvaro Negredo with hilariously cringeworthy unveiling video
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In Other News... In the latest unusual unveiling, Pepe and Ricardo Quaresma asks Alvaro Negredo to #ComeToBesiktas.
Bahia's Lucas Fonseca performs hilarious dive, gets sent off
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In Other News... Already on a yellow card, the Brazilian centre-back tried one of the most ridiculous acts of simulation you're likely to see.
Video: Leyton Orient captain Liam Kelly shoves over ball boy
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In Other News... The FA have charged Leyton Orient captain Liam Kelly for pushing a ball boy over in their game against Plymouth Argyle on Tuesday.
Antonio Cassano does retirement U-turn eight days after signing for Hellas Verona
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In Other News... After signing for Hellas Verona, Cassano said he was retiring just over a week later. Now, he's telling everyone he's playing on.
Video: Italian goalkeeper runs almost full length of pitch to set up chance
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In Other News... Settle down, Manuel Neuer - this Serie B goalkeeper has redefined what it means to be a sweeper keeper.
Olympiakos manager Oscar Garcia hit by receipt roll, Greek Superleague match postponed
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The former Brighton and Watford manager was struck in Thessaloniki, which led to the Greek derby being called off
South Korea's FA decide not to take action against egg-pelting fans
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Four years ago, South Korea had toffees chucked at them - and this time it was eggs
Watch: Sporting Lisbon's Marcos Acuna produces one of the filthiest assists of the season
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Acuna pulled off some outrageous playground skills as he set up Gelson Martins against Astana.
Didier Drogba smashes in ridiculous free-kick for Phoenix Rising
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In Other News... The Ivorian is loving life at Phoenix – and he's still scoring screamers.
Watford's Instagram has been trolled by Feyenoord fans wanting Steven Berghuis back
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In Other News... Feyenoord's fans have come together to spam Watford's Instagram account in an attempt to lure Berghuis back to the Eredivisie.