In Other News... The Bournemouth loanee, Toulouse's top scorer this season, is not a happy man. He really wants his watch back...
In Other News... Macheda, best known for a goal he netted nine years ago, scored before completely losing the plot on Tuesday night
In Other News... With no goal-line technology to fall back on, this unfortunate official felt the full wrath of Welwalo Adigrat players for a controversial decision
In Other News... Strewth! A first-time scorpion kick lob over the goalkeeper? Yes please...
In Other News... Imagine picking up nearly 100 points in a season and still not winning the league. That’s the scenario King’s Lynn Town find themselves in – but that's only the start
In Other News... The Ukrainian doesn't like English weather, English food or English humour. "They sometimes laugh at things that we would not even smile at," grumbled the City youngster
In Other News... Sahin has been granted a place at the world-renowned Ivy League college
In Other News... No, not that kind of GOAT.... the kind with four legs crept onto the pitch in a Sudanese top-flight match
In Other News... The Black Eagles don't wish to take part in next week's rescheduled Turkish Cup semi-final second-leg clash
In Other News... The ex-Arsenal hero left a Lillestrom defender red-faced before scoring Rosenborg's winner in the final
In Other News... Ramon Abila actually cleared the ball away from the goal he was trying to shoot into. Impressive...
In Other News... Flamengo had the ball in the back of the net just a second after the referee blew up
In Other News... Adams could be returning as a head coach after that disastrous spell at Granada
In Other News... The Hollywood star was partying with Levski players after they overcame fierce rivals CSKA Sofia on Wednesday night. Because obviously...
In Other News... Alvaro Medran broke down in his post-match interview because he feels he should be in Alaves's starting XI more often
In Other News... Cash-strapped Universitario were forced to turn to their kids – including a 15-year-old goalkeeper – and it ended predictably badly
In Other News... Pandev made things look blindingly simple when he cooly lobbed Hellas Verona's goalkeeper from distance to seal victory
In Other News... The UN say ethnic cleansing is happening in the Asian nation, but that hasn't stopped the Whites from embarking on the trip in May
In Other News... In a six-goal first half, Yokohama made it 1-1 after a 17-pass move from back to front
In Other News... The 18-year-old Englishman scored his first Bundesliga goal on Saturday, and he's getting fans in Germany and back home excited
In Other News... Gainsborough have been (incredibly) longstanding members of English football's sixth tier... until now
In Other News... Dzyuba reportedly agreed to personally pay a large sum to play against Zenit, the club who loaned him out – and duly got one over his former boss
In Other News... Marin did his very best to get the official in trouble, but ended up with a yellow card instead
In Other News... James smacked the ball into his own net from outside the box to put Notts County 2-0 up on Saturday
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