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Video: Iran goalkeeper scores outrageous goal in Beach Soccer World Cup
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Goalkeeper Peyman Hosseini scored an unbelievable goal to open Iran's account.
Tomas Rosicky out for the season after only 19 minutes of action for Sparta Prague
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The injury woes continue for the ex-Arsenal midfielder, who won't play for the rest of the campaign after having an operation on his Achilles tendon.
Massachusetts club gets porn website as new shirt sponsors
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... An amateur soccer club in the States have achieved their goal of publicity – albeit perhaps not to everyone's taste.
Video: Watch Cristiano Ronaldo's heel chop motion-captured for FIFA 18
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The five-time Ballon d'Or winner has been performing his trademark move for EA Sports' forthcoming game.
Jose Mourinho goes in goal; concedes, scores a penalty in #Game4Grenfell
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Manchester United manager enjoyed an eventful charity appearance between the sticks on Saturday
Dubai ruler orders merger for three clubs without actually telling them
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Wave goodbye to Al-Ahli, Al Shabab and newly promoted Dubai Club, and say hello to... erm, Shabab Al Ahli Dubai Club.
Jeremy Corbyn is very much 'Wenger in', he reveals
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Labour leader is a great fan of the longstanding Arsenal manager, and has given him his personal backing.
Ex-Everton striker Lacina Traore accused of changing his own name and age
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Traore changed his name and age around 10 years ago, according to an Ivorian club president who says his side once signed him.
Groningen offer season ticket holders two free tickets each to try and fill up the stadium
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Green-White Army is dwindling, so the club has made the special offer to try and bring the punters in for their Eredivisie clash against NAC Breda.
Petr Cech tells the Arsenal players not to lift the International Champions Cup trophy
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The former Chelsea goalkeeper did not want to make a fuss about winning a pre-season tournament.
Video: Chapecoense survivor Jackson Follmann returns to light training
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In Other News... Chapecoense’s plane crash victim Jackson Follmann is remarkably back on the treadmill after having his right leg amputated.
Drogheda United steward rubs coach's head – and gets death stare
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In Other News... Mark Kinsella got a nice hair ruffle from an over-friendly high-vis wearer – and was naturally bemused.
Napoli's Dries Mertens curls in stunner from tight angle against Lazio
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Belgian produced yet another memorable goal in Serie A as he bent one in from an acute angle on Wednesday night.
Partizan player gets ultimate death stares from team-mates after giving away costly penalty
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In Other News... It was all going swimmingly for Partizan until the 52nd minute, when a needless spot-kick led to Dynamo's comeback win
Watch: Zenit's Aleksandr Kokorin misses an open goal from two-yards out
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Once dubbed a "playboy striker" by the British press, Kokorin showed zero signs of flamboyancy against Terek Grozny.
Video: Barcelona kid tries (and fails) to score cheeky goal against Real Madrid counterparts
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Catalans' U12 team tried to get one over their rivals while they were celebrating the opening goal of the match.
Watch: Crawley's Jimmy Smith scores a calamitous own goal with his face against Accrington
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Unlucky Smith stood right in the way of a clearance to hand Accrington a lifeline in the League Two clash.
Ex-Brighton star David Lopez scores Rooney-esque halfway line goal in Spain
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Wazza wasn't the only player to have scored from downtown on Wednesday night
Liverpool fan mistakenly packs Santa pyjamas instead of shirt for Champions League semi-final
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In Other News... Toothpaste, passport, fresh pair of pants... check. Liverpool top? Ah...
Sporting president calls West Ham's Sullivan and Gold "dildo brothers"
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Sporting president Bruno de Carvalho doesn't hold back in his opinions – and the Hammers owners are his latest verbal victims.
SRC Hiroshima thank their lone fan after losing 6-0 at Nagoya Grampus
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The minnows gave it up for the hardy soul who made the 300-mile trip to see his side get hammered.
Watch: Lugo goalkeeper smacks home 60-yard goal to down Sporting Gijon
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In Other News... Lugo’s Juan Carlos Martin Corral netted from way out in his team's 3-1 victory over Sporting Gijon
Bristol City are using great goal celebration GIFs on Twitter this season
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In Other News... The Robins thrashed Plymouth on Tuesday night, giving exposure to some strange snippets on Twitter.