Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
Brentford fans make their 40-year-old mate a matchday mascot on his stag
In Other News... A group of Bees fans booked the husband-to-be onto the £130 Junior Matchday Experience at Griffin Park
Watch: Estoril led Porto through brilliant free-kick – but match was abandoned thanks to crumbling stand
In Other News... Estoril stunned Porto via Eduardo Teixeira's fine free-kick, before the match was called off due to a collapsing stand
Watch: Barcelona's Luis Suarez curls home absolute beauty in La Liga
In Other News... Suarez pulled Barcelona level at Real Sociedad in style with a lovely lob from distance
Jeff Stelling offers cash to a new owner who will save Hartlepool United
In Other News... Stelling has pledged to financially aid Hartlepool once new ownership has been found.
Ex-Fulham striker Pavel Pogrebnyak skips his own club's game to watch Juventus instead
In Other News... The Russian striker missed Dynamo Moscow's league match against Anzhi to watch Juventus vs Inter in Turin.
Lionel Messi receives hand-painted boots telling his life story
In Other News... Messi has received a very special gift from Paraguayan artist Lili Cantero.
Saudi Arabia allow women to attend professional football matches for the first time
In Other News... Women will be able to attend a professional football match in Saudi Arabia for the first time on Friday.
Nottingham Forest's FA Cup hero Eric Lichaj finally gets his dog – and calls it Gunner
In Other News... Lichaj's wife Kathryn has given into social media pressure and got her husband a puppy, after the Forest right-back came agonisingly close to fulfilling his pre-season challenge
Stoke's Moussa Niakate signs, makes debut, grabs assist, gets sent off – all in four hours
In Other News... Niakate had a very eventful Monday in which he made his debut and got sent off for Stoke's U23s
Player in South Africa receives 5GB of data after being awarded man of the match
In Other News... Normally you might expect champagne as a prize... but that's not how things go down in the Rainbow Nation
Kayserispor manager tries his best to style out ungraceful fall into netting
In Other News... Marius Sumudica desperately attempted to pretend nothing had happened after falling into a netted fence.
Sean Rigg leaves Newport two days before Tottenham FA Cup replay to become a tattoo artist
In Other News... The 29-year-old has left the League Two club by mutual consent just days before their FA Cup fourth-round replay against Tottenham to pursue a passion for ink
Ex-Bolton, Liverpool forward El Hadji Diouf is thinking of running for Senegal presidency
In Other News... Uh-oh. The outspoken star says he has been inspired by George Weah's presidential success, and plans to move into politics
Hector Bellerin and Mesut Ozil to be guest speakers at the Oxford Union
In Other News... Bellerin will be first up to host a guest lecture at Oxford University on February 5, following in some illustrious footsteps
PSV send camera crew to greet 'new signing' – who joins Sporting instead
In Other News... PSV's delegation were ready to grab Lumor Agbenyenu from the airport, only to find out he'd hot-footed it to Portugal
Leeds postpone new crest release until the 2019/20 season
In Other News... Leeds United have decided to hold off releasing a new design for their badge after the last one got relentless abuse.
Billericay manager Glenn Tamplin threatens to sack himself if his team lose at the weekend
In Other News... Despite being top of the Isthmian League, Tamplin is threatening to fire himself after a two-game losing streak in the competition.
Queen of the South's back-up goalkeeper is hit by a runaway cow
In Other News... Queen of the South have a goalkeeper crisis after Sam Henderson was struck by a rogue cow.
Watch: Leganes goalkeeper gets booked for diving against Real Madrid
In Other News... Ivan Cuellar threw himself to the ground in a bizarre attempt to get Theo Hernandez booked.
Watch: Shakhtar Donetsk's Fred hits a magnificent free-kick against Roma in the Champions League
In Other News... The Manchester City target's superb effort hands the Ukrainian champions a narrow advantage heading into the last-16 second leg.
Racing Club's new signing gets crest razored into his head after three games
In Other News... One way to make friends and influence people: get busy with the clippers
Voters for the 2026 World Cup are now allowed to publicly back bids
In Other News... FIFA have lifted the ban so voters can publicly endorse a 2026 World Cup bid.
Watch: Ex-Chelsea star Oscar bags a beauty in the Asian Champions League
In Other News... Oscar caps an inspired performance against Melbourne Victory with a fine strike.
