In Other News... Nobody expects elite quality football in Hungary's second tier, but this was a mess...
In Other News... The Dutchman may have retired in 2014, but he hasn't lost a smidgen of his technique
In Other News... Pablo de Blasis scored the easiest of goals after a calamitous error from Freiburg's Alexander Schwolow
In Other News... Sometimes you've got to celebrate your achievements... and Stefan Blanaru shows us exactly how to do it
In Other News... Marlow have apologised to the Southern League after the majority of their squad didn't turn up for Saturday's match against Ashford – quite literally
In Other News... Damian Suarez delighted Getafe fans with an outrageous long-range effort
In Other News... A feature-length series to make Black Cats fans feel even more miserable looks set to be released in the summer
In Other News... The furry mammal got on his hind legs and offered the match ball to the referee before Angusht's 3-0 victory over Mashuk-KMV
In Other News... The Revierderby was decided when the 35-year-old fired home a bullet in the Bundesliga on Sunday
In Other News... Eesh: a venomous strike from Inter's Antonio Candreva has forced one unfortunate bystander to have surgery
In Other News... The trigger-happy Mortada Mansour has sacked his 23rd manager since becoming chairman in March 2014
In Other News... Payet spearheaded Marseille's Europa League quarter-final second-leg fightback against RB Leipzig with a brilliant goal
In Other News... The Viola head honcho has honoured his former captain, who passed away in March
In Other News... The 30-year-old was killed in the city of Barquisimeto on Wednesday morning
In Other News... Finn Dahmen attained hero status in the Nullfünfer dressing room after improvising to grab the hosts a last-gasp draw
In Other News... The Black Cats have closed their cash turnstiles at the Stadium of Light so Magpies fans can't get in
In Other News... Imagine this in the FA Cup final: Santiago Garcia's calamitous blunder in the 87th minute decided the outcome of the Copa MX final
In Other News... The Portuguese midfielder struck a guaranteed goal-of-the-season winner as Wolves took a step closer to their title on Wednesday night
In Other News... Pallotta is making a grand gesture to the city after going for a dip in Rome's Piazza del Popolo fountain
In Other News... Quakers supporters are now hoping to get that up to £80,000 in preparation for next season's promotion push
In Other News... Grealish scored a brilliant - and vital - late winner for Villa to grab victory over promotion rivals Cardiff
In Other News... The press box was a particularly joyous place after the Giallorossi completed one of the great turnarounds in Champions League history, while president James Pallotta threw himself into a fountain
In Other News... Evans's double for the hosts saw off Boro in a 2-1 win on Tuesday night – and his opening goal was truly special
In Other News... Avellino have to pay the four-figure sum because of their mic man's sarcastic comments about some added-on time
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