James Kilpatrick
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Watch: Cruz Azul's Martin Rodriguez curls in a stunner in Copa MX
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Rodriguez curled in a fantastic goal from range against Puebla on Wednesday night. Assuming he wasn't trying to cross it, that is...
You could say there was a bit of a kit clash in Brazil's Serie A at the weekend
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Sport Recife and Atletico Paranaense played a game of spot the difference
Video: Dani Alves caught out by kick-off during return to Barcelona
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The former Barcelona wing-back was having too much fun on the sidelines to realise the match had already started without him.
Notts County's Matt Tootle explains bizarre 'slug' celebration
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Notts County's 4-1 win over Lincoln will perhaps be best remembered for one particular goal celebration
Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema punished for holding an iguana
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The France international could be punished for handling the animal last year
Rwanda FA's sole presidential candidate manages to lose election
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Rwemarika Felicite was the only candidate running for the head role at Rwanda's FA... and somehow still lost
Cologne's Sehrou Guirassy shambolically misses open goal against Werder Bremen
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Cologne's Bundesliga struggles continued as Guirassy failed to score from a matter of yards out
Peru's Paolo Guerrero scores incredible free-kick against Paraguay
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The former Bayern Munich forward netted from a sublime set-piece against Paraguay on Thursday night.
Mick McCarthy explains why he channelled inner Phil Brown and conducted on-pitch team talk
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Ipswich lost 3-0 to Hull in the Championship on Tuesday night, leading to Big Mick's unorthodox post-match intervention
A dodgy statue of Ex-Chelsea star Michael Essien has been erected in Ghana
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Football's latest terrible tribute comes in Ghana, where a sculptor has made a bit of a meal re-creating Chelsea's ex-midfielder
Japan leave dressing room spotless after agonising World Cup defeat to Belgium
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Japan had every right to be frustrated after their last-gasp loss, but both players and fans acted impeccably post-match
Random Video of the Day: Luis Boa Morte's modest 'Cribs' from his Fulham days
By James Kilpatrick last updated
In Other News... MTV used to show us a glimpse into the rock-and-roll, lavish lifestyles of professional footballers and beyond. Unfortunately, though, visiting Luis Boa Morte’s house wasn't the place to uncover such insight
Andy Townsend recalls how Liam Gallagher saved him awkward chat with Gareth Southgate after Euro 96 penalty miss
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... When you suffer the greatest knockback of your professional career, would you want Liam trying to console you?
The 17-year-old Manchester United target Erling Braut Haland scores four goals in 17 minutes
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... United's Scandinavian scout Tommy Moller Nielsen was reportedly in the stands as Haland stole the show against Brann.
Switzerland fans travel 1,240 miles to the World Cup... in a tractor
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In Other News... Three hardy Swiss supporters have completed their epic 12-day trek to Kaliningrad
Sunderland's Duncan Watmore saves three pensioners after speedboat crash in Barbados
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... There was trouble in paradise... but Sunderland's striker was there to help rescue three elderly people after a potentially disastrous accident.
In Saudi Arabia, Mark Clattenburg halts play due to calls for prayer
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Saudi King's Cup clash between Al-Fayha and Al-Fateh was halted by the former Premier League referee because of the Adhan
Wayne Rooney is "really enjoying" his community service
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Rooney says his work at a garden centre has been "refreshing" and "relaxing".
Ex-Manchester United starlet Ravel Morrison scores skilful first goal in Mexico
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... United's former bad boy opened his account for Atlas against Club America at the weekend with a fine effort
Besiktas' Ricardo Quaresma curls home beautiful, trademark 'trivela' goal
By James Kilpatrick last updated
In Other News... Quaresma's masterful finish ensured the Turkish champions leapfrogged opponents Fenerbahce in the Super Lig standings
Video: Ajax's Lasse Schone smashes in stunning free-kick against Feyenoord... after 53 seconds
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Ajax's Denmark international scored a sensational set-piece in under a minute to silence Feyenoord fans in Sunday's derby.
Japan's 50-year-old Kazuyoshi Miura becomes oldest player to feature in professional match
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The evergreen Miura has broken Sir Stanley Matthews' status as the oldest player to feature in a professional, FIFA-recognised match.
Millwall release outrageously over-produced video of their steward dropping a sponsor board
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Millwall's social media team go to town on their steward who failed in performing a very simple task.