Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
Watch: Duisburg goalkeeper forgets he's playing football, concedes comical goal
In Other News... Mark Flekken picked a terrible time to grab his water bottle... and discover he'd conceded a goal in the process
French third division match delivers two absolutely unbelievable goals
In Other News... An overhead kick and an outrageous volley... Lyon Duchere's clash against Entente SSG served up a real treat.
In Colombia, Vladimir Hernandez humiliates three defenders before bagging a glorious chip
In Other News... Atletico Nacional's Hernandez teaches America de Cali's defence a lesson.
Shelbourne release new kit remembering their 16-year-old star Izzy Dezu
In Other News... Shelbourne's new shirt features Dezu's first name under the crest in a poignant tribute to the teenager.
Watch: Al-Ittihad's Khaled El-Ghandour converts a fantastic bicycle kick in the Egyptian Premier League
In Other News... Khaled El-Ghandour scored one of the goals of the season for Al-Ittihad against ENPPI on Thursday.
Watch: Sporting's Bruno Fernandes fires in a ferocious dipper in the Europa League
In Other News... Fernandes bamboozled Astana's goalkeeper with a bending strike in Sporting's Europa League last-32 clash.
EFL tells Accrington's owner he must buy his players burgers if they win, lose or draw
In Other News... Holt has been reminded that he must have a "consistent approach for all matches" when he offers out his post-match rewards
Dirk Kuyt will play for first club Quick Boys until end of season – then become Feyenoord's U19 coach
In Other News... Kuyt will finish the season mounting a fourth-tier promotion charge before taking up his new coaching post this summer
Watch: Aaron Ramsey scores a cracker for Arsenal against CSKA Moscow in Europa League
In Other News... Ramsey stole the show with a lovely piece of acrobatic skill to net the Gunners' third in their European quarter-final first-leg rout
Barnsley goalkeeper out for the season after breaking finger in a 'duel' with team-mate
In Other News... Nick Townsend broke his finger after an altercation with team-mate Dimitri Cavare in training. His manager isn't fussed...
Finland's football league is 'banning' its teams from postponing league matches
In Other News... Due to the fixture pile-up heavy snow causes, the Veikkausliiga chairman has declared a rule which forces clubs play no matter what the weather
Accrington owner Andy Holt defends decision to buy his players McDonald's burgers
In Other News... Accrington owner Andy Holt is not happy with an EFL probe over his 'bonus payment' in burgers.
Watch: Al-Gharafa player misses absolute sitter – then goes down injured
In Other News... We're not sure what was worse from Iranian striker Mehdi Taremi: the miss or his reaction to it?
Karma hits pigeon-bashing LA Galaxy as New York City pay tribute to injured bird
In Other News... NYCFC paid their respects to the pigeon that was inadvertently hit by Jelle van Damme back in 2016 – before beating the west coast side
Shakhtar's Facundo Ferreyra shoves ball boy over sponsor boards in Champions League exit
In Other News... Ferreyra sent a youngster overboard as Shakhtar went out at the last-16 stage against Roma
Watch: Retirement doesn't stop Francesco Totti from producing magic
In Other News... The retired Roma icon showed he's still got that velvet touch in a recent five-a-side match
Fenix manager kicks a chicken in Racing colours, gets embroiled in animal cruelty row
In Other News... Fenix manager Gaston Alegari has landed himself in hot water after kicking a chicken.
Ex-West Ham loanee Simone Zaza purposefully headbutts elbow to fake injury
In Other News... The Valencia man desperately tried to win his side a free-kick with hilarious results over the weekend
India football legend Sunil Chhetri apologises after scoring Panenka in ISL
In Other News... Chhetri scored a cheeky goal from the penalty spot, but felt the need to say sorry for it afterwards
Santos wonderkid Rodrygo misses school to become youngest ever Copa Libertadores scorer
In Other News... At 17 years, two months and six days, Rodrygo Goes made history in the continental competition
Portsmouth ended Conor Wilkinson's 2016 loan spell because he refused to sing at his initiation
In Other News... Wilkinson claims his very brief stint at Pompey was cut short because he didn't want to exercise his vocal chords
Watch: Real Madrid-bound Vinicius Jr dazzles with a double on Copa Libertadores debut
In Other News... The 17-year-old wasted no time impressing on the continental stage, showing why Real Madrid have paid €45m for him
Oprah Winfrey says she's now a Swansea fan – and might even invest in them
In Other News... Hollywood actress Mindy Kaling – who helped write and starred in The Office USA – says Oprah inspired her to invest in the Premier League club. But will the chat show megastar now get on board?
