Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
What on earth was Al Arabi's goalkeeper doing here?
In Other News... Al Ahli SC were given a route back into their cup tie after Al Arabi's net-minder went for a puzzling wander
ICYMI: Fenerbahce U17 defender somehow escapes red card for horrendous tackle against Galatasaray
In Other News... Fenerbahce's Gurkan Baaskan escaped with a yellow after a horror knee-high tackle in the Istanbul derby
Ex-Belgium right-back Denis Dasoul dies after being struck by lightning while surfing
In Other News... The former Standard Liege, Genk and Antwerp defender has died aged 34 after after being struck by lightning in Bali.
Glentoran U18s score a wonder goal Manchester City would be proud of
In Other News... Glentoran's 15-year-old Benji Magee caps off a flowing 20-pass move with a superb half-volley.
World Cup 2018 kits: Adidas go beautifully retro with 8 countries' tournament shirts
In Other News... Adidas's creations for next summer's showpiece tournament in Russia are a sight to behold...
Reading's Fara Williams scores incredible goal from kick-off against Arsenal
In Other News... England women's all-time cap holder scored with one kick from the halfway line against Arsenal in the FA WSL Cup
Zlatan Ibrahimovic snubs protocol to present former club Malmo with Swedish league trophy
In Other News... Tradition dictates that the head of Sweden's football federation has such an honour – but when you're Zlatan, things are always a little different
Former Stoke defender Dionatan Teixeira dies aged 25
In Other News... The Brazilian, who left the Potteries in February, has passed away from a suspected heart attack
Marseille fans hit back with strong message to Patrice Evra after Europa League attack
In Other News... Marseille fans criticised their suspended full-back with a strongly worded banner during Sunday's 5-0 victory over Caen
Watch: Marco Asensio fires in absolute rocket for Real Madrid against Las Palmas
In Other News... Asensio stole the show with a screamer in La Liga on Sunday night
Ravel Morrison gets straight red for Atlas days after scoring first goal in Liga MX
In Other News... The former Manchester United midfielder was sent off for his Mexican side on Wednesday night
It looks like Dejan Lovren might be sharing Liverpool's player-of-the-month prize
In Other News... The Croatian has been voted by pesky Reds as their player of the month alongside Mohamed Salah
Shinji Kagawa becomes first Asian player to join Juan Mata's Common Goal initiative
In Other News... The former Manchester United midfielder has become the 18th professional footballer to pledge one per cent of his salary to football-related charities
Usain Bolt vows not to "embarrass himself" as he aims to become professional footballer
In Other News... Bolt insists he is fully committed to turning pro once he's back from injury – but says he'll be realistic in doing so
Manchester United players console Benfica's 18-year-old goalkeeper after error
In Other News... Mile Svilar carried the ball into his own net on his Champions League debut – a blunder that United players couldn't help but sympathise with
Ex-Manchester United starlet Ravel Morrison scores skilful first goal in Mexico
In Other News... United's former bad boy opened his account for Atlas against Club America at the weekend with a fine effort
Giorgio Chiellini becomes latest player to pledge 1% of salary to Juan Mata scheme
In Other News... Chiellini joins Mata, Mats Hummels, Megan Rapinoe and Alex Morgan in donating 1 per cent of his wages to football charities
Manchester United's Jose Mourinho accidentally 'inducts' himself into a Liverpool fan club
In Other News... Mourinho is now a member of Liverpool 'Spirit of Shankly' fan club after he was pictured with the emblem stuck to him.
West Ham to auction match-worn shirts to raise money for Mexican earthquake victims
In Other News... West Ham have pledged to support those affected in this week's Mexican earthquake by auctioning their Premier League shirts.
Missed Manchester United target Ivan Perisic smashes in cracking volley for Inter
In Other News... Perisic laced home a venomous effort against SPAL on Sunday.
Manchester United's Paul Pogba has a new red streak in his hair
In Other News... As the Premier League returns this weekend, the flamboyant Frenchman has adopted a characteristically bold new hairstyle.
ICYMI: Patrice Evra performs 'big booty' dance for Instagram followers
In Other News... The former Manchester United defender continues to please with one of his most eccentric social media posts yet
Jose Mourinho goes in goal; concedes, scores a penalty in #Game4Grenfell
In Other News... The Manchester United manager enjoyed an eventful charity appearance between the sticks on Saturday
