Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
Watch: Dimitar Berbatov finally gets off the mark in the ISL in his typical classy style
In Other News... Manager David James and Wes Brown watched on in approval as Berbatov scored his first goal for Kerala Blasters.
Watch: Ex-Arsenal, Manchester United striker Robin van Persie scores spectacular first goal back at Feyenoord
In Other News... Van Persie reopened his Feyenoord account with a cracking strike 50 seconds after coming off the bench against Groningen.
Manchester United release a co-branded tractor
In Other News... The club's pursuit of revenue streams continues by dipping their toes deeper into the tractor trade.
Louis van Gaal admits spite in turning down Belgium job to keep Manchester United pay-off
In Other News... The Dutchman has confessed his thirst for revenge after his United sacking led him to turn down the Belgium job
Saido Berahino turns up ready for Stoke's trip to Manchester United 24 hours early
In Other News... A tracksuit-clad Berahino rocked up ready to play Manchester United on Sunday – forgetting the game was on Monday night
Bristol City's Josh Brownhill wrote a poem to his idol Wayne Rooney when he was 11 (and it's great)
In Other News... The Robins star penned an ode to his childhood hero once upon a time – and now it's back for the world to see. Awww...
Romelu Lukaku to seek legal advice after "voodoo message" claims from Everton owner
In Other News... Lukaku has fired back at Farhad Moshiri who said the Belgian left Goodison Park because of a "voodoo message"
Usain Bolt will have Borussia Dortmund trial in March, hopes to sign for Manchester United
In Other News... Bolt says he is to have his long-awaited Dortmund trial in March – but hopes to prove he can play for United one day
Watch: Neymar finishes off lovely PSG team goal against Rennes
In Other News... The Brazilian capped a flowing move which began in PSG's own penalty box in their 6-1 cup win over Rennes
Ex-Manchester United forward Diego Forlan has a new club, aged 38
In Other News... The former Manchester United striker has joined Hong Kong outfit Kitchee for another hurrah
Lee Johnson buys a £450 bottle of wine for Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho
In Other News... The Bristol City manager has spent £450 on a bottle of wine, flown in from Portugal, which he hopes to share with Mourinho after their Carabao Cup quarter-final.
Wayne Rooney is "really enjoying" his community service
In Other News... Rooney says his work at a garden centre has been "refreshing" and "relaxing".
Michael Owen's Bentley gets buried under a tree because of the snow
In Other News... Owen thought he was being clever by parking his car under a tree to protect it from a snowstorm. He was wrong.
Phil Neville told by daughter not to tag her on Instagram photos
In Other News... Isabella has had enough of her dad embarrassing her with his cringey Insta posts
Torino's goalkeeper almost breaks crossbar with 30-yard free-kick in Coppa Italia
In Other News... Vanja Milinkovic-Savic came agonisingly close to scoring with a thunderbolt set-piece on Wednesday night
Michael Owen "excited and nervous" on eve of jockey debut at Ascot
In Other News... Owen has been training to race at the famous racecourse on Friday – and admits he's feeling the nerves
Jamie Carragher has absolute 'mare clearing his lines in Class of '92 match
In Other News... Carragher was at fault for one of Salford City's goals playing for 'Class of 92 & Friends' on Sunday
Anthony Modeste donates 450 tickets to children for Germany vs France friendly
In Other News... The altrustic Tianjin Quanjian striker, formerly of Blackburn and Cologne, has given generously for Tuesday night's game
Ronaldinho nets screamer against ex-Barcelona team-mate Carles Puyol
In Other News... Yes, of course he's still got it. The former Barcelona star scores from 35 yards out in a peace match in Mexico
Peterborough's Marcus Maddison embarrasses himself with awful playacting against AFC Wimbledon
In Other News... Maddison fell to the ground pathetically after a handbags incident with Liam Trotter
Qatar U19s goalkeeper sent off mid shoot-out, outfield replacement saves decisive penalty
In Other News... With their net-minder having been sent off midway through a crunch penalty shoot-out to decide Asia U19 Championship qualification, Qatar's No.8 needed to deliver in goal
Three players combine hilariously to miss open goal against Barcelona in Women's Champions League
In Other News... Gintra Siauliai lost 6-0 to the Catalan giants, and it's not too hard to see why on this evidence
Ex-Milan star Keisuke Honda scores brilliant solo goal in Copa MX
In Other News... The 31-year-old stormed from his own half to score a spectacular individual goal for Pachuca
