Well, that was some weekend. The first round of Premier League fixtures brought in a comfortable 27 goals, exposing some defenders as still on their metaphorical sunbeds.
But we're only interested in nine per cent of those goals: Raheem Sterling's hat-trick against West Ham.
It got us looking back over the last 50 players to bag three goals in the top flight – a list that takes us all the way back to March 2012.
Each player’s latest Prem hat-trick is below, alongside their national team as a bonus clue. And we're only including each player once, or else this list would be predominantly Sergio Aguero. Let us know how you get on @FourFourTwo – we’ll retweet the best scores, if you don’t give answers away – and please challenge a trio of your friends too.
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