Ooh, is that the time? Looks like we’re ready for a new Premier League season – I don’t know if you noticed.
New hopes, new dreams, and new chances for players to enamour themselves to their club’s fans by nabbing the first goal of the season.
It always feels important as it happens: there is nothing quite like the sight of the ball sailing through the fresh summer air and into the net for the first time in months.
But how important is it, really? If it mattered all that much, surely we’d remember, say, the first goal scored by every Premier League club last season? Right?
Aha! You’ve fallen straight into our trap! Because that’s exactly what today’s quiz is.
You’ve got six minutes to get as close to 20 as you can. Send a screenshot of your score (with no answers) to @FourFourTwo once you’re done and see how you compare against your mates.
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