Quiz! Can you name the last 50 English scorers in the Premier League?
For those who complain that the English clubs are no longer really ‘English’, and instead a melting pot of international stars, the break must come as a blessed relief. Each team is clearly demarcated by the players’ homelands (or their parents’ homelands, or grandparents’, or where they grew up, or where they’ve lived for a few years). The essence of simplicity.
English players, however, remain pretty prominent in the Premier League – if you look closely.
At FourFourTwo, we can’t be bothered looking closely. So we just looked at the goalscorers instead.
This is what we came up with: the last 50 English players to score in the Premier League. Clues include the team they scored for, their position, and who they scored against – listed by most to least recent. Own goals don’t count, and each player is only listed once.
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