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If there's one good thing about European football becoming less competitive between those at the top and the bottom… we see a lot more hat-tricks these days.
They're becoming more common, all right. Ten hat-tricks were scored in the 2019/20 season – and though there were a few scored in the 1990s, the noughties exploded with players nabbing match balls at an epic rate.
One player has a hat-trick for three different clubs, with a further 12 players having each scored hat-tricks for two or more clubs. 10 players have scored a hat-trick on their competition debut, while seven players have scored hat-tricks in consecutive seasons.
Enough stats – tell us who scored them.
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Mark White has been at on FourFourTwo since joining in January 2020, first as a staff writer before becoming content editor in 2023. An encyclopedia of football shirts and boots knowledge – both past and present – Mark has also represented FFT at both FA Cup and League Cup finals (though didn't receive a winners' medal on either occasion) and has written pieces for the mag ranging on subjects from Bobby Robson's season at Barcelona to Robinho's career. He has written cover features for the mag on Mikel Arteta and Martin Odegaard, and is assisted by his cat, Rosie, who has interned for the brand since lockdown.